Rapunzel: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Rapunzel Once upon a time in a far away land – don’t ask me where it wis cos A’m no sure – there lived a married couple – aye, they were still together – and they lived in a wee hoose at the edge of a...
View ArticleRumpelstiltskin: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time, long ago, there wis this old woman who lived in an old cottage, wi’ her beautiful daughter. One day the young king wis oot riding by the cottage an’ he met the old woman. She wis...
View ArticleGetting to Know Wee Granny Bella
Wee Granny Bella’s Bedtime Stories After many inquiries as to the identity of Wee Granny Bella, who publishes her locally famous bedtime stories exclusively here on Dafty News, the kind old lady agreed...
View ArticleThe Emperor’s New Clothes: as told by Wee Granny Bella
Once upon a time, far far away – just as well for it’s aye freezin’ here – there wis an Emperor wi’ issues. He had nae self-confidence, nae self esteem, nae brains, and he wis a wimp. He just...
View ArticleThe Princess and the Frog: as told by Wee Granny Bella
The Princess and the Frog Once upon a time long long ago – fur none o’ these fairy tales happen nooadays, cos too much shit happens – a king and his three lovely daughters lived in a castle. There’s...
View ArticleWee Granny Bella’s Nursery Rhymes
Wee Granny Bella’s Nursery Rhymes Our favourite story teller, Wee Granny Bella, doesn’t only entertain her neighbours’ children with stories, she also amuses them with her own down-to-earth versions of...
View ArticleWee Granny Bella Launches Her First Book
It is indeed a very proud moment for Dafty News as one of our columnists has launched her way to what many are predicting will be book writers’ stardom Wee Granny Bella’s Hilarious Adult Fairy Tale...
View ArticleMacFrankenstein: As told by Wee Granny Bella
Frankenstein: as told by Wee Granny Bella Once upon a time in the Scottish Highlands, there wis a mad scientist called Dr. MacFrankenstein, who had a fascination fur electricity an’ deed bodies. It wis...
View ArticleChristmas Eve With Santa as told by Wee Granny Bella
Wee Granny Bella’s Christmas Eve Story It wis the mornin’ of Christmas Eve, and Santa hud the hangover fae hell. ‘Whit the fuck did ye put in ma hot chocolate last night?’ says he tae Mrs. Claus. ‘Ah...
View ArticlePinocchio as told by Wee Granny Bella
Pinocchio: as told by Wee Granny Bella Once upon a time there wis an old wood carver called Gepetto, who wis very poor. He had a cat and a goldfish, but they couldnae have been much company cos he was...
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